He almost has to laugh at the fact that Face has no idea how much he's twisting the proverbial knife in deeper.

"Yeah, maybe someday."

And someday pigs might fly and the Colonel might quit smoking but he's pretty sure they're going to stay friends who happen to have sex sometimes, and Face will continue to be a liar and a scoundrel who still sleeps with every woman who catches his eye. It's not like he didn't know what he was getting into.

"Us getting close... that bothers you."

It's not really a question.