A week after getting back from Mexico, a week after the first time he slept with his best friend, Face was out with a feisty redhead at the county fair. She was the sister of another ranger that he’d worked with a couple times and he’d just happened to catch her leaving base. One thing led to another and before he could turn her around twice they were walking the midway with corn dogs and lattes arm in arm giggling at the carnival barkers trying to lure them into their games.
He’s good at the ring toss, decent at the ducks and amazing at darts – but it’s the air rifles that catch his attention. “Hit the bull’s-eye three times in a row and walk away with the cuddly monkey!”
“God, I hate that…” the girl rolls her eyes, looking up at him with a dull frown.
“You have a beef with monkeys? Everyone loves monkeys.”
“No… no, monkeys are great,” she giggles, looping her arm around his waist.
He teases the curls of rich coppery hair under his fingers, but his attention is caught by something else completely. Dangling from clip on nooses at the top of the air rifle booth are a head of plump stuffed cattle. Reflexively, a smile curled his lips in memory of the time spent up close and personal in the back of a cattle car on a suicide mission to secure a chopper. In the middle of the sea of black and white splotches a lone brown cow hangs from a neon pink clip.
“Guns… everywhere. It’s barbaric.” She sighs, guiding him toward a fortune teller’s tent.
Face snorts; “Barbaric? I’m pretty sure your brother disagrees with that…”
“My brother’s an idiot.” She looks up at him with sweet hazel eyes; “But you’re not like him, are you Temp?”
“No…” he shakes his head, letting out a soft laugh. For one, he’s a much better shot. “Hey, babe… you mind doing this one alone? I’ve, uh… I don’t doo fortune tellers.”
“Aww, don’t tell me you’re afraid of a woman from Jersey with a fake accent and wig?”
“No, no… just principal, you know?”
She rolls her eyes and laughs at him, but as soon as she disappears into the tent he’s at the range picking up the gun loaded with plastic pellets. “One shot for anything on the bottom shelf, two’ll get you your choice of the smaller plush and three nets you the cuddly monkey.”
Just two? Well… in that case. He slides a five across the counter and takes aim, easily pinging the first two dead center – then forces the third to glace off the blue ring. “Oops…”
“No losers here, buddy! You did better than the last two clowns. What’ll it be? We’ve got your Garfield, Spongebob, kitty cat…”
“That one,” he points up at the lone brown cow; “please.”
“Oh, no can do! That one’s just for show, but I’ll get you one of her sisters…”
“No, it has to be the brown one.”
“I’m sure your girlfriend will love…”
“She’s not my girlfriend,” he snorts, “I want the brown one and I’m not leaving until I get it.”
The barker frowns, then chuckles under his breath. “Tell you what, kiddo – you hit all ten bull’s-eyes and she’s yours.”
“Ten?” He feigns concern at the level of difficulty slipping a ten from his wallet – he knows he could probably just get the other one, or none at all, but that one means something. And he knows someone who’ll appreciate it without even knowing it set him back fifteen bucks and probably having to tell a couple well placed lies about where he got it.
Laughing, the barker pockets the cash and switches it over. One by one, the targets fall – his smile fading with each ‘ping’.
That night, he slips into Murdock’s room while he’s asleep and slips the stuffed creature from where he’d stashed it under his jacket into the crook of his friend’s arm.
“Moo.”