And thank God he did, because after an accusation like that part of him is tempted to chase after her - and he can't say for sure exactly what that would lead to.

"Other than a the fact that she's a bit of a bitch wrapped in vintage Gucci slinging back whiskey like water? Not really, no. She's definitely a suspect, though - said she's here as a guest of one of the grooms."

He takes his drink, letting the frozen banana and tropical thing mingle with rum on his tongue.