Like Kids in a (adult) Toystore

[notjustaface]

Downtime was a blessing, and after being laid up and then a couple hard jobs in India, Face was glad to get back on American soil. At least there he could count on a few familiar things in and around the fleabag motel where they were holed up for the next few days until the boss was able to drum up another job to do.

Fast food, a decent burger, a movie theater a couple blocks away... hell, even the shady looking 'adult novelty' store next to the carryout piqued his curiosity.

At least that's what he tells himself when he on their late-night walk he drags Murdock inside. Hey, even their amazing sex life could use a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

"Don't touch anything," he cautions before flashing a smile at the bored clerk behind the counter stickering DVDs, knowing full and well he won't be heeded.

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[notthatcrazy]

He follows him inside with a bemused grin, nodding to the clerk as he takes his boyfriend's hand.

"Guessin' this ain't your first time in one if these places."

[notjustaface]

"Well..." he trails off for a moment, scanning the sections with a somewhat bemused look.

"I used to be a lot more experimental..."

[notthatcrazy]

"Oh yeah?"

There's a lot he doesn't know about Face's somewhat sordid past, much of which he'd probably rather not know. Still...

"You gonna show me what's what, then?"

He's like the Obi-Wan Kenobi of porn.

[notjustaface]

Closer to Yoda if it was made before 2005... he was very busy in his younger years.

"Sure..." he answers with a fond roll of his eyes; "but I'm pretty sure it's all self explanatory."

He picks up a typical tapered vibrator display model, turning it on to a dull purr. "This is entertaining, but better for lady bits."

[notthatcrazy]

"Pretty much."

This particular store's stock seems to be on the tame side, at least to his somewhat limited knowledge, but he's sure they can find something interesting.

"What about that one?" He indicates an item on one of the higher shelves

[notjustaface]

"This?" He picks up the much more elaborate and heavy device with knobby phallic shape filled with pearls and another forked tongue jutting off it. "This rascally little thing is called the Rabbit - relationship killer... kinda fun to use solo if you've got a lot of free time and like having your nuts tickled."

He doesn't even blush, because really... he kind of does. Well, did. That relationship didn't last long.

[notthatcrazy]

"Yeah, I could see you havin' a good time with that."

No blush here (...yet, anyway.) Just simple, honest curiosity.

[notjustaface]

Face laughs under his breath and offers a half shrug that implies neither guilt nor innocence - though he's obviously guilty.

"I think..." he shifts over to the next aisle with the somewhat smaller devices, picking up a small metallic bullet with a cord attached to a a controller; "...this is more my speed."

[notthatcrazy]

That gets him a grin in return. "Literally or metaphorically?"

He wouldn't put either one past him.

[notjustaface]

Slapping on an almost innocent grin, Face offers him a coy shrug. "Little of column A..." he turns the dial to midway and the device springs to life, buzzing emphatically; "little of column B."

In truth, he's strongly considering getting one for massaging those... hard to reach... places.

"Try it." He doesn't wait for permission before reaching around Murdock's back to press it up against the tight spot ever-present at the top of his spine.

[notthatcrazy]

"You're really not that great at innocent, Faceman."

He yelps a little bit at the unexpected touch, relaxing into after a few moments.

"Woah... weird, but good."

[notjustaface]

He could totally pull it off if Murdock didn't know him so well!

It's not the surprised yelp that gets him, it's the slow sedated look he gets after a moment of enjoying the pulsing vibration.

Leaning in close, Face removed the device and turned it off before whispering; "Now imagine that under your balls."

Seriously, it's a step away from Heaven. The only thing better would be eating cheesecake while you did it.

[notthatcrazy]

Sure, Face. Keep telling yourself that.

He doesn't say anything, but it's pretty clear from his expression that he definitely can imagine that. They'll be lucky to get out of the place without making a scene.

(He's not sure exactly what kind of scene it would take to shock the place's bored-looking employees, but if anyone could do it, it'd be them.)

[notjustaface]

"I think one of these is coming with us..." Face grins just a little wickedly replacing the demo model for one in the box.

"Now... I'm thinking something of the less battery operated sort that I'm probably a lot more likely to enjoy than you are."

[notthatcrazy]

That remark has the effect of bringing him right back to the here and now.

"Oh yeah?"

He takes his hand, an oddly sweet gesture considering where they are, and leans in to speak into his ear.

"Show me."

[notjustaface]

The whisper could possibly be making him tingle a little as he squeezes Murdock's hand and leads him a few aisles over and behind a beaded curtain where dildos of multiple shapes, sizes, colors and materials are on display.

"I haven't seen this many dicks since I slept in the barracks."

It's true, too... the soldiers he was roomed with had a thing for not wearing pants, or anything else for that matter.

[notthatcrazy]

He knows it's true. Modesty tends not to last long in that situation. Assuming you have any to begin with.

"Anything specific you're lookin' for?"

[notjustaface]

Modesty was never Face's strong suit, and clearly a trait not wholly embraced by the armed forces.

He offers Murdock a slight shrug. "Not really... maybe, uh... you should pick?" Partly, he wants to see Murdock blush his way through it, partly because it makes it a little interesting to see what exactly he thinks Face is into.

[notthatcrazy]

There's the blush, alright, but it's accompanied by a smile and an indulgent 'the things I do for you' eyeroll.

"You don't ask much, do you?"

[notjustaface]

"What?" He shrugs innocently, licking his lower lip.

"It'll be fun... like a game. Pick-a-dick."

[notthatcrazy]

That gets him a brief snort of laughter.

"Are there consolation prizes if I get it wrong?"

[notjustaface]

"Mmm..." He considers it a long moment, pretending to take him seriously.

"I'll just use it on you." His grin stretches and he leans closer to steal a kiss.

[notthatcrazy]

His smile widens as he leans in to return the kiss, sliding a hand down to his partner's waist.

"That a promise?"

[notjustaface]

The firm hand on his belt line combined with where they are and what they're talking about is more than enough trip his already somewhat delicate trigger and he lets out an audible moan.

"Babe... name the place, name the time... I'll bring extra lube."

[notthatcrazy]

Whatever sense of propriety they both had is being left behind rather quickly as he wraps his arms around his partner, resting his hands in his back pockets.

"You make a persuasive argument."